Weekend Flanter And A Bit of Banter

There on the left is two intoxicated females enjoying their... Friday (had to think, all that alcho has put a damper on the grey cells) night out. That girl there is Hannah (left) and moi (the other girl left). Drinking? Cheap wine as always cus she is a cheap girl (hannah) and me.... single vokda, blackcurrant juice and a touch of tap water.... i am a light weight and as u can see from the expression, this was the start of me going down hill into drunk ville.... to join hannah who had left and grabbed the taxi for drunk ville about half an hour before this photo was taken.


Previous to this photo Hannah blabbed on about how her and her mother went into the rough part of the city to attend.... a meat sale. I tried not to laugh while hannah carried on in her serious tone about how her and her mother saved a good deal of money and that we were heading in the wrong direction (which she got wrong) and that indeed we shud be in a different lane (which she got wrong) Alas i wont be using dearest hannah to drive me places in her SPORTS car as she likes to emphasis.


After a bit of time spent in old Spoons with old men in electric wheelchair going to the bar man "jus away to pee" and reverse *with the reverse noise* out of the bar and into the mens loo's, we headed via a taxi cus it was lashing to Laverys, a club near Spoons. We downed some more shots, screamed we needed the ladies, walked professionally towards them and then found Thomas (my bf) with his school mates. Hannah at this point, blocked. Me at this point, blocked. Lindsay? Sharing all her wordly sex secrets, actually screaming them to me while i laughed uncontrollably and told her to stop. Ahh alas look at all together smiling into the camera, while each one of us will have no idea that the photo was taken five minutes after.


So back to the banter and flanter that is my story. Thomas tells us that his mates dont talk to girls. Us thinkin we are the queens of this world, sit down a bit drunkly and say hello, then we run out of things to say.... how cool we are! Our night continued with us trying to play pool in a table that needed money to play it and linsday continuing in her bid for best mate by tellin my bf that if he "didnt fucking love" me that she would "make him fucking love" me and if he didnt then she would "come and fucking get him" which made me feel a tad worried for my boyfriends safety.

Alas the night was nearly over but not for hannah. The flanter of it all! She kissed a guy and hell did she like it. I shouted "Hannah McCann you cant kiss a boy" and she waved me away while my other mate shouted at someone peeing (a guy) againist the wall going "that is where i live"....


In the end we got food where i asked whether someone was eating cow (i am not a veggie) and said not to eat it because they might have peed on it. Only to get another taxi home (not the one we booked) and ask the driver silly questions, while eating the curry chip that i had bought and hannah telling me "that boy was talking to a girl" and me going "WHAT A MANWHORE".....

All in all it was a glorious evening and i wud do it again and again... Oh lets not forget us chanting "walk of shame" to a boy who went into the ladies to have sex with his gf.... he was rather red faced when he came out... hehehe.