Thoughts of a not so wise one

Went driving today... was very happy with myself. learnt how to do clutch control and indeed i was chatting away. Does anyone else have problems with the directions of left and right? Now now, u could probably scream at me going "ITS EASY!" but is it? I have to do the L signal for my left before i hit the indicator and then remember to do it quickly so my driving instructor doesnt see me... hehe...

Alas i am feeling in the christmas spirit more and more, probably because my Ipod had 10christmas songs on while i was getting ready for the day. Not really motivated today as i cant be bothered doing geography but i might go and do some now... or else later on before bedtime. Monsoons arent that interesting even if you are talking about a natural disaster, which i normally love.

Brr! that is one thing about winter, its freaking freezing all the time. If its not cold when u are in bed, then u can bet a good one hundred pounds that it wil be cold as soon as ur baby toe touches that ground, that time where u run into the bathroom hoping for it to be more warm and having to sit on the toilet with that cold toliet seat... doesnt bear thinking about.

I hope to get my english cw in this week and indeed go out with my boyfriend and mates at the weekend to a local bar for some fun drinkin times, but alas i will need to get my work done on my geog before then.

A teacher rang today and asked whether i shud resit or not. I got a bit down about that for i thought i was progressing well but told me i didnt have much time to complete the entire syallbus... i decided to prove said teacher wrong even tho they are lovely. I am a bit stubborn at times.

Pop that Cork

So off I went for the weekend to a place near Cork. A holiday you may say but i was the co pilot in this operation. The operation title: Get to the hotel without getting lost. It may sound easy but when u have three people going "are you sure?" to ur directions and then saying "we missed the turn off" when indeed they were reading the wrong section of your instructions and were leading us to the airport instead of the hotel....well you would in my position (which was what did "not" happen) become a bit snappy and start to produce a full blown headache before you have even arrived at ur destination.

We arrived in good time (a saying i don't even understand. Good time? What does someone praise you and pat you on the head or is it more a term about the fact u arrived at ur destination at all) Anywho and anyway we got unpacked and of course i went for my first real excerise since getting out of hospital. Swimming. Yes yes i went swimming. Of course i did it the wrong way round, I went into the hot tub first and was all tosy then got into the mild luke warm water for a few lenghts or indeed races (who knows?) After the swimming was completed and my legs felt like lead (hard to walk obviously) we went and got dinner. Being economically in these times meant we got vouchers and had a nice dinner that didnt look cheap but was. I had steak and peppercorn sauce with onion rings and chips. Yum in my tum....

I wont bore you with further fruitless details but i got A LOT of clothes, a new pandora bracelet and didnt get lost once (only due to my high memory skills and good tomtom sat nav training in my previous life)

I am back home now and i feel much better not paying for tolls and not using Euros (they confuse me... why cant we all use my money? in terms of currency not my savings)

I did even put in a little christmas shopping and that is good for me... shopping firstly and then shopping for someone else... i patted my back on that one.

I am away now to ring dear Lauren my friend but maybe if you are lucky i might come on 2mara and give you my low down on winter tale tution times. Lol. (how excited i am..... nat!)

Toodles Darlings,

xo

Weekend Flanter And A Bit of Banter

There on the left is two intoxicated females enjoying their... Friday (had to think, all that alcho has put a damper on the grey cells) night out. That girl there is Hannah (left) and moi (the other girl left). Drinking? Cheap wine as always cus she is a cheap girl (hannah) and me.... single vokda, blackcurrant juice and a touch of tap water.... i am a light weight and as u can see from the expression, this was the start of me going down hill into drunk ville.... to join hannah who had left and grabbed the taxi for drunk ville about half an hour before this photo was taken.


Previous to this photo Hannah blabbed on about how her and her mother went into the rough part of the city to attend.... a meat sale. I tried not to laugh while hannah carried on in her serious tone about how her and her mother saved a good deal of money and that we were heading in the wrong direction (which she got wrong) and that indeed we shud be in a different lane (which she got wrong) Alas i wont be using dearest hannah to drive me places in her SPORTS car as she likes to emphasis.


After a bit of time spent in old Spoons with old men in electric wheelchair going to the bar man "jus away to pee" and reverse *with the reverse noise* out of the bar and into the mens loo's, we headed via a taxi cus it was lashing to Laverys, a club near Spoons. We downed some more shots, screamed we needed the ladies, walked professionally towards them and then found Thomas (my bf) with his school mates. Hannah at this point, blocked. Me at this point, blocked. Lindsay? Sharing all her wordly sex secrets, actually screaming them to me while i laughed uncontrollably and told her to stop. Ahh alas look at all together smiling into the camera, while each one of us will have no idea that the photo was taken five minutes after.


So back to the banter and flanter that is my story. Thomas tells us that his mates dont talk to girls. Us thinkin we are the queens of this world, sit down a bit drunkly and say hello, then we run out of things to say.... how cool we are! Our night continued with us trying to play pool in a table that needed money to play it and linsday continuing in her bid for best mate by tellin my bf that if he "didnt fucking love" me that she would "make him fucking love" me and if he didnt then she would "come and fucking get him" which made me feel a tad worried for my boyfriends safety.

Alas the night was nearly over but not for hannah. The flanter of it all! She kissed a guy and hell did she like it. I shouted "Hannah McCann you cant kiss a boy" and she waved me away while my other mate shouted at someone peeing (a guy) againist the wall going "that is where i live"....


In the end we got food where i asked whether someone was eating cow (i am not a veggie) and said not to eat it because they might have peed on it. Only to get another taxi home (not the one we booked) and ask the driver silly questions, while eating the curry chip that i had bought and hannah telling me "that boy was talking to a girl" and me going "WHAT A MANWHORE".....

All in all it was a glorious evening and i wud do it again and again... Oh lets not forget us chanting "walk of shame" to a boy who went into the ladies to have sex with his gf.... he was rather red faced when he came out... hehehe.

Holidays And Brollies

I am off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard *screeches to a halt* wait no i am not. I am not dorothy... *feels her clothing and looks at shoes* and i dont have sparkly shoes on. Indeed i am off to Dublin not the wizard visiting land that I was singing about.


Holidays are strange things, you pack your bags for how ever long the duration of the holiday is and unpack when u get there.... you put your personal possessions and cart them to a different location, that someone (not me hehe) has paid for and then u do the same routine but in a different location....


I am indeed going to the land of the Irish in the terms of Dublin, driving (not me for i am jus provisional at the mo) and having a bit of banter (but no flanter) and doing my vernoica (stomach) workout of how to get rid of her. Insane spending a hol this way? Nooo merely pratically.


What did i pack? Probably shit? who knows. I did my usual twirly dresses with vibrant tights and threw in some hot pants and sexy underwear for my mystery date (jus kidding, i am my own date) and then i am off 2mara after my tea with kettle. But have no fear, hotel has broadband. Yippeeeee


Maybe i shud bring a can of diet coke for the journey? i did get a new book all about a affair... hot hot baby much?


Toodles Fairest of them all
x

The Addictions that keep my heart beating

I fear people I am highly addicted to.... yes u have got it ..... Diet Coke. Not even the lines of coke people taken in those germy loos but indeed the canned sugary drink that i have even if i wake up at 4am and am thirsty because i cant be bothered to get a new glass of water. Its that noise as u open a ice cool can during the summer and hear the crackle of the ice as you pour it into the glass, knowing that just in a moment your thirst will be quenched and you will feel the best. Okay? Overboard? Neverrrr...



Second addiction in life. That small bottle of WKD that you just have to have to start off the night (weekend night not every night now lol) Its the reminder of childhood drinking behind the park wall or indeed the ice pop that tastes the same as WKD and the fact that its in this bottle, makes you feel kinda of grown up.



Third addiction. My computer aka Betty Lou 2 (the first one is sadly dead) is on almost 16 or more hours a day after i do my revision or indeed tick off my "to do" list... lol



Fourth addiction? Hannah Mccanners and our Retro Nights out. I need that girl with her big mama camera and indeed that final glass of wine that she buys but asks me to hold aka drink it down while she isnt looking. And that links in with my mates and my bf. They all make me laugh (not as much as myself but still u cant beat me even if you think you are hannah mccann)



Fifth addiction (and indeed final addiction) THE BED! i love it. i love my nest. I love snuggling down with a book or my DS and stretching in the morning. My dog i am afraid thinks that he owns the bed but indeed its my bed *points at chest*



My post sound boring but then everyone has addictions and this is my form of AA but i changed it to Addiction Annoymous and not Alchohol... I like to think that everyone has an addiction... either they have a addiction about me or indeed an addiction invovling something bad.... like chocolate or that last biscuit that u weren't allowed. Mhhh diet coke. I might get my third can of it... or maybe i shud go to water? Ohh shudnt tell u my answer it wud be admitting another addiction (omg alliertation, arent i clever?)



Toodles Pippins

Where has the time went?

I sadly forgot about this blog and left it behind along with my hickman line and the hospital gown... but i am back! Alas, you will all be glad to know and i have decided that all my followers (pff) will want something to lull them to sleep at night, and this is were old Jane comes in.


Right what has been happening? I got thee fecking all clear *does a bum dance and yippes* then i went and hit the one year anniverarsy with my lovely and smoking hot boyfriend, Tom. I started going out with this weird girl called Mccanners on nights out where we wud end up in the Queens Guard Box doing porn poses but then what has a girl got to do when there is a camera pointing at her?


Now i have nooo idea how to change the cancerlicious URL but here its a great reminder that i was once cancerlicious and anyone who has cancer is indeed the same. one day baldness will be something hot and trendy i think ;)


I am jus enjoying my life at the moment and I am on tablets still and cant fly but that doesnt keep me down. Dr Kettle thinks i shud slow down but i said to him i am not going to. He laughed and said "fair enough".


Reminds me Tea with Kettle 2mara, so i will post how that goes. I want this blog to work and I think Hannah Mccann should get a blogger account so she can follow me.... if only i can work on that URL....


Over and out mr roger dodger....

xo